Olivia, This One’s For You (And Also Not For You)

Some letters are filled with love.
Some reveal long-buried secrets.
And some? Some exist purely to let Olivia know she’s a messy, sloppy, disaster of a human being.

This is one of those letters.

Now, Olivia doesn’t know she has a letter. She doesn’t even know she’s lost it yet. But somewhere out there, a stranger is holding a scathing, rage-fueled, handwritten masterpiece about her behind-the-theater extracurricular activities.

And really, that’s the best part.

What We Know:

✔ Olivia has made some choices.
✔ Her best friend’s boyfriend was one of those choices.
✔ The author of this letter is unhinged in the best way possible.
✔ Someone is now holding deep, dramatic, suburban-betrayal-level tea that has absolutely nothing to do with them.

Questions We May Never Answer:

❓ Who sent the email? (Because this mess started with receipts.)
❓ Does Olivia even know she’s been exposed?

What’s undeniable is this: Olivia will never read this letter.
But someone else will. And they will wonder who Olivia is, what she did, and whether they should be concerned that they’re now in possession of a highly specific call-out letter.

Some letters are meant to find their way home.
This one was meant to cause confusion in a public setting.

I wrote it down so I could let it go

— Elsie Thorne