BREAKING NEWS: You Are an Absolute Delight

 

Live from the Bathroom Bureau of Unsolicited But Correct Opinions, we interrupt your regularly scheduled handwashing to bring you an urgent announcement:

You. Are. A. Treasure.

That’s right. A certified, undisputed human delight. I don’t care if you just cried in your car to a song that shouldn’t have hit that hard. I don’t care if you tripped over nothing today like a Victorian child fainting in the street. I don’t even care if you stress-ate an entire cake in one sitting frankly, that’s just talent.

What I do care about is that you never, for even one second, doubt that the world is better with you in it. Because it is. That’s just scientific fact.

So go forth and be your ridiculous, magical, slightly feral self. If anyone dares question your greatness, just stare at them like you’re about to whisper an ancient curse. They’ll get the message.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must return to my highly classified letter-leaving operations.

I wrote it down so I could let it go

— Elsie Thorne